sick of the GOP, sick of liberals, sick of me.


tess. 22. los angeles, currently.

politics, craft beer and black coffee.


afriiican:

*takes butt pic*
*admires butt pic*
Aight koo
*deletes butt pic*

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

*drops something on purpose in front of somebody im trying to get nasty with*

me: oh….. let me get that right quick

*hits that nicki minaj anaconda single cover art pose*

california update: from my balcony i just watched a guy climb onto the roof of his car, smoke a bowl, climb down, put eye drops in and drive away

the best part about working in california is that the amount of work that would be expected to get done in 1 day in new york is given a weeks time so i basically am chillin

skatexhoarder:

Breaking news: Is the Sky Blue?

skatexhoarder:

Breaking news: Is the Sky Blue?

(Source: twitter.com)

and now i have internet hell yea

and now i have internet hell yea

sitting in my apartment with the guy from time warner who’s here to set up my wifi feeling like this is the start to a bad porn

So we all go back to yours and you sit and talk to me on the floor
There’s no need to show me round baby, I feel like I’ve been in here before
I’ve been wondering whether later when you tell everybody to go,
Will you pour me one for the road?

(Source: daleyprophet)

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